Brandon Waselnuk

DevRel @ Unblocked
Class & Level Bard 16 / Fighter 2
Background YC Founder (S21)
Race Human (Variant)
Alignment Chaotic Good
Experience 255,000 XP
Strength
16
+3
Dexterity
13
+1
Constitution
16
+3
Intelligence
15
+2
Wisdom
14
+2
Charisma
17
+3

Combat Stats

16
Armor Class
+4
Initiative
30ft
Speed
142
Hit Points

Skills & Proficiencies

+15
+15
+9
+9
+8
+8
+8
+8
+8
+8
+4

Personality Traits

Every new project is a raid boss. Game and fantasy metaphors explain everything, and I mean everything.

Ideals

Ikigai. The intersection of what I love, what the world needs, what I'm good at, and what sustains me. I keep trying to close the gap between those four things.

Bonds

Everything is connected. The barista who taught me to pour, the founder who took my first cold email, the stranger on a portage trail who lent me a paddle. I try to pass it forward when I can.

Flaws

Will absolutely abandon sleep to chase "just one more thing." Has rerolled career classes more times than most people change jobs. Cannot resist theorycrafting an optimal build for anything, including breakfast.

Features & Traits

  • Bardic Inspiration (d12): Conference keynotes, YC office hours, one-on-ones with junior devs, FounderFuel demo days. Rolls a d12 and hands it to whoever needs a boost next. Recharges on a short rest.
  • Jack of All Trades: Parking lot cleaner, paper boy, cart collector, cashier, manager, party delivery guy, janitor, host, waiter, bartender, assistant manager, intern, marketing assistant, UX program manager, product strategist, VP of Product, venture partner, co-founder, CEO, head of product, DevRel. Add half proficiency to every ability check not already proficient in.
  • Magical Secrets: Stole best techniques from every other class—enterprise sales from Paladins, portfolio analysis from Wizards, competitive fundraising from Warlocks. Bards take the best spells from every tradition.
  • Keyboard Flourish: Every product launch, every pitch, every demo day—never just functional, always with style. The laptop is the spellcasting focus.
  • Action Surge (Fighter): Codex, Squire AI, Dignified, Feathery, Tattoo Hero. On each, took an extra turn when everyone else was still planning theirs. Once per short rest.
  • Second Wind (Fighter): When HP drops critically low, recover and keep fighting. Tested extensively during fundraising, layoffs, and the first year of every startup. YC S21 was the biggest Second Wind of the campaign.
  • World First Veteran: Holds records in World of Warcraft. Grants expertise in any task requiring obsessive min-maxing, theorycrafting, or raid coordination.
  • Ironman Conditioning: Olympic triathlon finisher, powerlifter (squat, deadlift, bench), high school rugby. CON save proficiency from starting as Fighter—important for maintaining concentration on Bard spells during combat.
  • Caffeinated Focus: Advantage on concentration checks while under the effects of coffee. Duration: 4 hours. Required for maintaining Bard spells during boss encounters.

Backstory

First job at age 10. Not glamorous. Cleaning dumpsters in a parking lot for $20 cash. Then a paper route for the Penny Saver. By 13, collecting carts at a grocery store. By 14, cashier. Labourer for a party supply delivery company 15-17. The early game was service industry, labour, and saying yes to whatever came next.

A summer internship at Cognos was the first taste of tech, writing wiki pages in HTML for Sales enablement that ended up helping IBM recognize revenue a quarter earlier than expected. The service work kept going in parallel: cashier manager at 17, then janitor and host at a restaurant, waiter and bartender by 18. At 20, assistant manager at Metro Grocery Department. By 21, two things running at once, a student intern at IBM Cognos in Business Analytics by day, still closing the grocery store at night. IBM did a round of layoffs at 22. A marketing role at Corel followed at 23, launching mobile apps on a small team.

Then things got interesting. Back at IBM as a UX Program Manager, building Design Thinking @ IBM and personally training over 7,000 people. Promoted to Portfolio Product Manager and Investment Program Lead, running a billion-dollar portfolio decision process alongside the GM of Business Analytics. The entrepreneurial itch had been there for a while though. Tattoo Hero launched out of Startup weekend in November 2011 while working at IBM. Then raised first money from Angels & FounderFuel, backed by Real Ventures, to build the vertical SaaS for tattoos. After that, a Director of Product Strategy role at Assent Compliance, building software to detect human trafficking in Fortune 500 supply chains.

The venture capital arc came next. VP of Product and Venture Partner at CoVenture, helping bring 20 companies to market. That led to Dignified, an agency and founder collective that shipped 30+ products for clients ranging from bootstrapped startups to Anheuser-Busch InBev (They make a lot of beer). Out of Dignified came Feathery, and then Codex, which pivoted to Squire AI, an AI code review platform. Y Combinator S21. The YC company ran for four years, many pivots, and was used by teams at Shopify, Coursera, Gusto, Cal.com, and many more.

After Squire, a year at Mintlify as Head of Customer Success then Head of Product. Now it's DevRel at Unblocked, plus a Venture Partner role at Pioneer Fund alongside 400+ YC alumni.

Off the clock: hiking, portaging, and camping through the backcountry, weightlifting and cardio for races, reading through a stack of books that never seems to shrink, playing playstation, or playing guitar badly but enthusiastically. Ikigai Isekai is what happens when a lifelong gamer decides to combine many hobbies into one project.

Equipment

  • MacBook Pro (spellcasting focus, primary arcane implement)
  • Barbell & plates (strength training apparatus)
  • Trail pack (40L, worn from many hikes)
  • Standing desk (prevents petrification)
  • Library card & overloaded bookshelf (kindle for portability)
  • Well-worn journal (quest log, analog edition)

Languages & Tools

  • Common (English, French (novice))
  • Guitar (stringed instruments)
  • Saxophone (retired proficiency)
  • PlayStation (DualSense, prestige class)
  • Meditation pillow (wisdom modifier)
  • Canoe & paddle (water vehicles)
  • Hario V60 Ceramic (potion brewing)